Another gas story

So yes, all my posts are a little gassy in nature. But come on, farting is FUNNY! So just to keep people informed, I can't eat wheat or milk, or things get UGLY in the digestive area. But, unfortunately when I am at work, I have absolutely no self control to resist fresh baked chocolate chip cookies and coffee. So about an hour after that huge lapse in dietary judgment, I get real uncomfortable. So I was in my office, trying real hard to get rid of that unpleasant feeling. I was farting and burping, intentionally, to try to make myself feel better. I did this for about 10 minutes. Then all of a sudden I stopped and realized that I hadn't even looked behind me (my chair faces away from the office) to see if anyone else was in the room. Yeah, like I said, NO shame.