Hello

So I am here, blogging. I am one of those people. Why you might ask? Because I have lots to say and I am way too lazy (or I like to tell myself busy) to actually put pen to paper. If you are easily grossed out or think that farting is gross, you probably shouldn't read this. That isn't the whole point of my blog, but I have very little shame and will share all my funny stories, even if no one else likes them. So yeah, here goes.