Running toots

Does anyone else have a problem with farting while running? I am a gas machine when I put one leg in front of the other. I was on the treadmill the other day and was really gaseous. What am I saying? I am ALWAYS gaseous. All my friends, family and former roommates can tell you that I fart basically all the time. Disgusting? Pretty much, but what am I supposed to do about it? I just go with it.

Anyways, back to the treadmill. I joined a new gym and was there for my first exercise experience. I am pretty sure I made an awesome impression on my fellow gym members. I could not stop farting. I tried to convince myself that it wasn't loud enough to hear, but then I turned my headset off and could not make that excuse to myself any longer. It was LOUD and it smelled BAD. There was nothing subtle about it. And all the treadmills were packed. Yes, I was that girl. And the best part, try as I might to pretend that it was someone else, the woman on my right was walking and NOT wearing headphones. So of course, she knew it was me. But I just kept running, because, hey, I needed to work out!